chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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sassyhiddles:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

lunathic:

loki-is-our-god:

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‘You’re reblogging this… after all this time?’

ALWAYS.’

Every time!!!

AAAAALWAAAAAAAAAAAYS REBLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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thepsychoemoreport:

svveden:

wassup man what aisle is the catnip on

HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT TO THIS?!?!

thepsychoemoreport:

svveden:

wassup man what aisle is the catnip on

HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT TO THIS?!?!

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thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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Never stop reblogging this

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

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They say Brits play the best villains.

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edwardspoonhands:

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!

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